Spooktober Mini-Series: Dare to Date? - The Trucker
Beware! The following stories are not for the faint of heart.
Dating can be fun and exciting, but it can also be sp0o0oky. In honor of Halloween and all things sp0o0oky, we’ve put together a compilation of first date horror stories. So sit back, relax, and leave the lights on while you enjoy our latest blog from some daring daters.
The Trucker
After graduating from grad school, I moved back to Nashville and hit the dating scene. A highlight from my time on Rhymes with Sminder…
There were a brief and unfortunate couple months during my twenties when I went out with a guy from Rhymes with Sminder who was a semi-truck driver. He was gone 5 days a week, which had to have been part of the reason we dated for no more than two months. When things ended, his list of complaints included:
I was unwilling to hold his pet snake
my clothes wouldn’t fit in a tiny house, and
I didn’t laugh enough.
Brian - if you are reading this - you just were not funny.